Funny shayri that's make you laugh

10 funny shayri that's make you laugh...

1). Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai
Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,
Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,
Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..

2). Hum dil fek aashiq har kam me kamal kar de.
Jo wada kare use pura har haal me kar de.
Tujhe lipistik lagane ki kya jarurat,
hum hot chum-chum ke lal kar de...

3).  मोहब्बत के खर्चो की बड़ी लंबी कहानी है,

कभी फिल्म दिखानी है तो कभी शोपिंग करानी है,
मास्टर रोज कहता है कहाँ है फीस के पैसे?
उसे समझाऊं मैं कैसे की मुझे छोरी पटानी है!!..

4).  Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,

Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai...

5).  eh jo ladkiyon (girls) ke baal hote hai,

ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!

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6).  Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki (girl) Bhula Dunga,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga...

7).  Cham Cham kar ke aayi,

Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi...

8).  Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 

9).  Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,

Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai! 

10).  Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,

Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!!!